dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

image

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today


#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

tennants-hair:

originalruby:

ididntkillsamandriel:

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

it’s missing a blond girl up there

now you just wait a fucking second

trashyprinces:

Matthew Terry by Erik Torstensson for Calvin Klein.

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

sophmoreslump:

Joe writing leg arm by mistake